I mean, yeah, I have a girlfriend. I get laid. I don’t want you to get the wrong idea or anything. It’s just, well frankly, what I really want is to be fucked by tentacles. I want more than one slimy tentacle in my body at a time, and I want to also be tied up…by tentacles.
The animal (or plant or mineral) that controls those tentacles is really irrelavant to me. It could be your garden variety super squid or it could be a man with 50 tentacles. I’d take either. If it was a rock, though, that would be really weird. Y’know, the quartz tentacle raping machine. In any case, I just think that it’d be a lot of fun and I’d really get off on it.
So don’t judge me. You know you want to be fucked by tentacles, too.
I mean, yeah, I have a girlfriend. I get laid. I don’t want you to get the wrong idea or anything. It’s just, well frankly, what I really want is to be fucked by tentacles. I want more than one slimy tentacle in my body at a time, and I want to also be tied up…by tentacles.
The animal (or plant or mineral) that controls those tentacles is really irrelavant to me. It could be your garden variety super squid or it could be a man with 50 tentacles. I’d take either. If it was a rock, though, that would be really weird. Y’know, the quartz tentacle raping machine. In any case, I just think that it’d be a lot of fun and I’d really get off on it.
So don’t judge me. You know you want to be fucked by tentacles, too.
