I’ll still think you’re beautiful when we’re old. Seriously. You’ll still giggle the way you do, but it will be even cuter and still drive me crazy. You think we won’t still get busy? Please. You’re a lady. Somewhere between the hip replacement and the Matlock other folks might lose sight of that, but not me. I’m dressed to the nines. Cufflinks and spats. All class. We’re gonna hit up the old folks dance at the community center and get down on some New Edition shit. I’ll hold you close during the slow dance and you’ll remember when I started volunteering for the Robot Civil Rights Campaign right before you were drafted to fight the Martians. We’ll both think about how amazing it is we made it this far and get misty as the dulcety tones of D’Angelo waft through the air. We’ll party like gangstas until ten pm and then I’ll drive us back to my place, keepin it smooth at tweny miles under the speed limit. After I spend some minutes taking off my shoes- it’s on. It’s half-off senior brunch tomorrow and I love you.
I’ll still think you’re beautiful when we’re old. Seriously. You’ll still giggle the way you do, but it will be even cuter and still drive me crazy. You think we won’t still get busy? Please. You’re a lady. Somewhere between the hip replacement and the Matlock other folks might lose sight of that, but not me. I’m dressed to the nines. Cufflinks and spats. All class. We’re gonna hit up the old folks dance at the community center and get down on some New Edition shit. I’ll hold you close during the slow dance and you’ll remember when I started volunteering for the Robot Civil Rights Campaign right before you were drafted to fight the Martians. We’ll both think about how amazing it is we made it this far and get misty as the dulcety tones of D’Angelo waft through the air. We’ll party like gangstas until ten pm and then I’ll drive us back to my place, keepin it smooth at tweny miles under the speed limit. After I spend some minutes taking off my shoes- it’s on. It’s half-off senior brunch tomorrow and I love you.
