A friend of mine recently made a joke about how an old boyfriend of hers really liked to lick her butt. This information, in turn, made another one of my friends almost throw up in the sink. I realized at that moment that, because of the internet, it takes some seriously depraved shit to disgust me. Tentacle stuff? Girls with cups? Horses? Run the list. I’ve seen it. The paltry day-to-day nasty stuff is just something I wrinkle my face at and say “Gross.” before finishing my sandwich.
I can’t imagine what could possibly make me puke at this point. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it’s out there. I don’t go looking for this stuff, but it finds me. It’s your buddy going “Dude, check this out.” Followed by you saying “Holy shit, Mike! Why the fuck would you show me that?”
I remember a first date with a girl wherein my good friend and roommate, Ned, showed us that video of those Japanese girls eating baby eels out each other’s butts. I can’t remember why we stayed to watch or why he did it in the first place, but we ended up dating for over a year. The girl and I. Not Ned.
But I digress, the point is that I’m completely desensitized, German accents and shit are irrevocably linked in my mind and I would never lick a butthole.
Hell, you want to see some truly awful stuff? It’s called Two Girls- One Cab. In it, two girls shit all over a taxi and then eat the ENTIRE CAB. Including the steering wheel. Sick stuff.
A friend of mine recently made a joke about how an old boyfriend of hers really liked to lick her butt. This information, in turn, made another one of my friends almost throw up in the sink. I realized at that moment that, because of the internet, it takes some seriously depraved shit to disgust me. Tentacle stuff? Girls with cups? Horses? Run the list. I’ve seen it. The paltry day-to-day nasty stuff is just something I wrinkle my face at and say “Gross.” before finishing my sandwich.
I can’t imagine what could possibly make me puke at this point. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it’s out there. I don’t go looking for this stuff, but it finds me. It’s your buddy going “Dude, check this out.” Followed by you saying “Holy shit, Mike! Why the fuck would you show me that?”
I remember a first date with a girl wherein my good friend and roommate, Ned, showed us that video of those Japanese girls eating baby eels out each other’s butts. I can’t remember why we stayed to watch or why he did it in the first place, but we ended up dating for over a year. The girl and I. Not Ned.
But I digress, the point is that I’m completely desensitized, German accents and shit are irrevocably linked in my mind and I would never lick a butthole.
Hell, you want to see some truly awful stuff? It’s called Two Girls- One Cab. In it, two girls shit all over a taxi and then eat the ENTIRE CAB. Including the steering wheel. Sick stuff.
